Some fascinating quotes...

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." -Jane Austen

"There is only one thing to do with someone as disagreeable as she... I must throw a party for her!" - Jane Austen

"A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of." -Jane Austen

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -Jane Austen

"Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature." -Charles Dickens

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." -Benjamin Franklin

"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" -Ronald Reagan

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book" -Ronald Reagan

"The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it" -Ronald Reagan

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" -Ronald Reagan

"My dear, do not speak unless you can improve the silence" -Ever After

"There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles." -Anonymous

"Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today." -Anonymous

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -J.R.R. Tolkien